Imagine the greatest Christmas stories told by the senator who once read Green Eggs and Ham from the senate floor. Twas the night before the shutdown and all through the house not a bill was stirring not even to fund a mouse. A proven record presents a collection of timeless Christmas classics by the trusted conservative leader Ted Cruz. Favorites such as how Obamacare Stole Christmas and Rudolph the Underemployed Reindeer. All of the other reindeer couldn't afford to hire Rudolph. Act now and you'll get a leader who does exactly what he says he's going to do in this case read festive stories like Frosty, the Speaker of the House, Look! The speaker is melting before Congress and the Lois Lerner masterpiece Auditing Saint Nick. I will audit him here or there. I will audit him anywhere. The whole family will enjoy reading stories like the Grinch Who Lost her Emails. I know just what I'll do she said with a snicker. I'll use my own server and no one will be the wiser. And if you act now will throw in the inspiring new Christmas story soon to be an instant classic, The Senator who Saved Christmas. Oh this one is a good one. If you are not completely satisfied with this collection of Cruz Christmas classics you probably hate Christmas and America. I'm Ted Cruz and I approve this message.